40 Funny Questions to Ask a Girl


The one thing that can really make you stand out when it comes to a girl is the questions you ask her. Now, you may ask general questions to get to know her better, but those aren’t very memorable and they won’t strike her as unique.

What you really want to do is ask her questions that she’ll remember for a long time. These can be really deep questions, but the absolute best questions to ask are funny ones because they not only put her in a good mood and reveal a lot about her, she’ll remember that you were the one to make her laugh.

These types of questions can be increasingly difficult to think of since you just don’t know what would be funny to her. Luckily, we’re here to help you out in that endeavor. Here are some funny questions to ask a girl to get to know her better and make her laugh. Some of these questions may be for the beginning of a relationship, while others are perfect for those of you in long-term relationships that need something to talk about.

  1. What was your funniest moment in life?

This is a great question to start with because it gives you an insight into what she finds humorous.

  1. Does anyone vanish with a trace?

If you want to start talking about paranormal events and see how much she believes in such things, this question will make her smile and share her beliefs.

  1. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

This questions is one just to be goofy and make her think really hard for no reason. If you need a change of conversation, go with this funny question.

  1. Who is your best friend?

Now, this may not seem like a funny question, but it can really show you who she values most in her life. Not to mention her thinking about her best friend will be sure to make her smile.

  1. Would you rather have love or money?

Although this can be a serious question, it’s also really funny because it’s not something many people think about – let alone get asked about.

  1. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?

This is a funny question purely because it can be a really fun and interesting conversation starter. Most people don’t talk about these acts.

  1. What is the worst thing about dating?

If you’re dating this girl, this question will make her laugh for sure because she just wouldn’t expect you to ask her the bad things about dating in general.

  1. Where is the one place in the world you feel most safe?

This is going to allow you to get to know her better than you ever would have been able to before.

  1. What is your ultimate goal in life?

This is a funny question because not many people even know what their goal is in life so making her think about it will be really fun.


  1. Would you go out of your way to help a friend?

If you don’t know a girl very well, this question will catch her by surprise – and that’s the funny part.

  1. What do you really look for in a man?

This can be an uncomfortable and really funny question for a girl to answer.

  1. Have you ever dated two guys at the same time?

If this doesn’t make her laugh, I don’t know what will.

  1. Would you ever have sex in a pool?

Make sure you know this girl fairly well before asking this funy question.

  1. Would I look better with body hair, or completely shaved?

This is funny because she gets to picture you both ways.

  1. If I ask you to ask me to do something naughty what would you prefer the most from me?

This is a funny question for closer couples.

  1. Can you describe your dream house for me?

This is a great question to get to know her better.

  1. Do you think fairy tales influence our choice of a partner?

Asking this question will make her laugh and reminisce on all her favorite fairy tales.

  1. Do you tell your friends what we do together?

This doesn’t have to be sexual, but it’s also fun to watch her squirm when she reveals the truth.

  1. Have you ever had a crush on an animated character?

Asking this question is sure to make her laugh and blush.


  1. Have you learned something important from life?

This is a funny question because it’s hardly ever asked, but it’s important to think about.

  1. How do you generally spend your weekends?

The truth is that we just don’t know much about what other people do in their free time, make her confess something embarrassing and funny.

  1. Tell me about the most embarrassing or awkward experience you’ve had around me?

This is great to learn what she gets embarrassed by and it’ll be fun to watch her get uncomfortable all over again.

  1. If you were to lose your power of speech tonight, what’s the one thing you would want to tell me?

This is a funny question to ask to see what she thinks would be an important message.

  1. Which is the first region your eyes would wander to if you were to ever see me naked?

Ask this to a girl you’re comfortable around and watch her squirm to answer.

  1. When was the first time you got a whiff of my body odor?

This is an awkward question for everyone – but it’s also really funny.

  1. What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done to someone to get back at them?

This is a funny question because it’ll make her laugh and help you see just how “evil” she really is.

  1. Have you ever played doctor as a child? With whom did you play and how old were you?

This can be a naughty question or just a fun way to get to know more about her past.

  1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone?

Asking this will have you both laughing if she really was caught by someone!

  1. Have you ever found something valuable on the street and kept it for yourself even though you knew you could return it to the owner?

See how deviant and naughty she is by asking this funny question! Watching her be embarrassed will be really fun.


  1. What is the most embarrassing moment you’ve experienced in your lifetime?

Now that you already know her most embarrassing moment around you, ask what her most embarrassing moment of all time is! Watch her turn scarlet and laugh with her at her own past misery.

  1. Can you tell me your funniest childhood memory that you can remember?

Kids are just hilarious and I bet her childhood was no different. Find out what was funny to her when she was little.

  1. What are the things about me that you particularly like and what is the one thing you don’t particularly like?

This is a funny question purely because you can laugh at your own faults with her.

  1. Which is the one word in my vocabulary that I use excessively?

Sometimes you don’t even know what word you get carried away with! Maybe it’s a funny one.

  1. Do you think you could punch someone and knock them off their senses?

Find out how tough she thinks she is with this question. Maybe she believes she’s strong enough to do some real damage.

  1. If you had to make out with a friend of the same sex to save the world from aliens, whom would you pick?

This is not only really funny because aliens are involved, but it’s really interesting to see who she would want to make out with!

  1. If you had to have a sex change, what part of your body would you want enhanced more than anything else?

Firstly, you can both laugh at the image of her being a man and secondly, you can laugh at which feature she would want to stand out as a man.

  1. Have you ever had a secret crush on any of your teachers or friends, and have they ever got to know about it?

This one is hilarious to ask because we’ve all been there before.

  1. If we had kids together someday in the future, what features/characteristics of mine and yours would you want the child to have?

This can show you just how she really thinks about you.

  1. When was the last time you felt possessive about me?

This is a funny question because it’ll probably make her uncomfortable.


  1. Have you ever eavesdropped on me or peeked at me without my notice?

Find out just how much she really creeps on you by asking this really funny question.

Girls love to laugh and science shows that if you can get a girl to laugh, she’ll like you that much more. These questions are a great start to making her smile and feel happy around you.

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